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What Motivates Microsoft?

Some of you may have asked yourselves this question. For those who haven't figured it out by now, Microsoft is motivated by the hope that one day that Bill Gates will own every single piece of property known to humankind.

Bill's first goal is the removal of all threats to the absolute dominance of Windows, such as Unix (especially those bastard Linux users), BeOS, and Macintosh. Anybody who uses these operating systems is probably a buffoon or an artfag and should be shot on sight.

After that, Bill wants to buy your house. And your cat. And your daughter.

Just imagine! Someday, you won't ever need to be bothered with the day-to-day tasks of owning property, because Bill will take care of it for you.